Is this the three degrees of separation for the gals of Justin Timberlake? His ex Britney Spears had one of the major meltdowns of the year when she went off on a photographers car with an umbrella. Now Jessica Biel is doing the same thing sans the car. The current girlfriend of JT was none too pleased with photogs. According to Splash News when the actress went into her yoga class in Santa Monica, California recently it was with more than just a mat. Yup, Jessica grabbed the golf umbrella out of her car and used it to shield herself from the paparazzi on her way inside. It didn’t work well and it looks pretty cumbersome to top it off, so hopefully she stops and just goes back to being gorgeous and nice. Next she went all Britney on the paps. Splash writes, “Well, it looks like she was doing more than just being really ticked off with her umbrella. The photo agency reports that she actually hit one of the photographers with her umbrella and told the lot of them to get a real job and stop stalking people.” Splash has photos and muses, “I just wish that she could have been more creative and not pulled a Britney! Really now, the umbrella thing’s been done to death.”

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are set to star in the risque political satire Nailed, according to the Hollywood Reporter. David O. Russell is attached to direct and co-write the screenplay with Al Gore’s daughter, Kristin Gore. Biel, 25, would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges. The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal, 26) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics. Filming for Nailed has a tentative start date of January 2008.

Actresses Sienna Miller and Jessica Biel found friendship in their mutual love for dogs. The bombshells are set to star in the big screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s play A Woman Of No Importance alongside Sean Bean. The Illusionist star is famously linked to animal charity PETA and Miller has two dogs, Porgy and Bess. A source tells the Daily Express, “Jessica was telling Sienna about the animal charities she is involved with and asking whether Sienna wanted to get in touch with them.”

Jessica Biel has lavished praise on funnyman co-star Adam Sandler for being a “total gentleman” while fondling her breasts on set. The pair appear together in new movie I Now Pronouce You Cuck And Larry and Biel, who is currently dating Justin Timberlake, admits she was nervous ahead of an intimate scene with Sandler. But she discovered, “It was great! I know it sounds weird – it was a little bit uncomfortable at first being in my underwear in front of everybody, but after I did it once it was no big deal. And Adam was a total gentleman about it.” Biel recently denied any sexual chemistry between Sandler and herself, and extends this to fellow male co-stars Kevin James, Dan Aykroyd and Steve Buscemi too, saying, “All of the guys became my ‘older brothers’ – they picked on me every day! When you’re the only girl there’s no competition – you’re just one of the guys.”